Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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