Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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