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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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