- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

This is not a joke

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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