- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

A russian gives away vodka.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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