Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

oooh look a banshee

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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