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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! applause Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What can make you pee? Liquid

Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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