why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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