- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

kesha is a virgin.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

everybody loves raymond

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

I woke up today

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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