Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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The WNBA

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Bob Saget

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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