- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Your future.

Knock knock Come in

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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