DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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mark is religion

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Black people stink of shite!

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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The Detroit Lions

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Anti Joke

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