Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

The guy above me has a very nice joke

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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