- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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