whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Are you Drew?

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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its all aodhan

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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