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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Asians

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

This sentence is a lie.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Choir.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

If you were a cactus, why?