- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

#Hanging Degus

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Women Sports.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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