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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

david what a baghead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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