what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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God wrote this joke.................................

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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