Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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