what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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what is orange? an orange

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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