- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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