- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Punching a baby

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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