What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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