- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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