- Anti Joke

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Velcro. What a rip off.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

GONNA

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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