Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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