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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

why was the boy sad? because.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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