Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

WHAT????

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

I wrote a funny joke.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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