- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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