- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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