A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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