What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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religion

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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A man killed himself.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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long in the tooth!

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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hi bye

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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