- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

bees knees

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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