10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

You just read this ..

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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