What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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just in time?

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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British Dentistry

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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