Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Help I'm being raped!

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Womens Rights

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

all jokes aside...

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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