- Anti Joke

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Church.