Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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U mad?

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Bumsniffer

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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