why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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The Christian Bible.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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