Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What happen? Idk...

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Bob Saget

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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