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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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