- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

eden stop

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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