Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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The Detroit Lions

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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