Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Im black

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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