What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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