What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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4 1/2

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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