- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

This is not a joke

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

honest politician

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

If i open this door you can go trough it

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

The Christian Bible.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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