- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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