- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Sammi suck kyles chode

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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