A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Guess what? The Game.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

giddy goat

thumb_up thumb_down -34

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops