Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Black people being friendly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Anti Joke

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