- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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I regret everything.....

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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