- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What do you call two dog? dogs

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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