whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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A Sloth runs...

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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