- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Banana Hamock.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

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