Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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And more;

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Neither have I

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Christianity

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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