- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Whats funnier than 24.....25

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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