doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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