- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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