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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.