What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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