Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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