- Anti Joke

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Rick santorum

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

A white person at Harvard

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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