- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic blind man

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

what did the old lady die of old age...

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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