- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

racism...deal with it!

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

darude- sandstorm

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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