What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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42, that is all

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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