Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Anti Joke

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