What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Brad Fuller!

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Nickelback.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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