- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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