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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

knock knock no ones home

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.