What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

all your base are belong to mark

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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