what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Hahaha

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Anti Joke

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