Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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