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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

A horse walks into a barn.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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