Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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