- Anti Joke

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."