- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What's the deal with brown?

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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whats one plus one penis

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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