Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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