Students, please find the surface integral.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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