- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

you give like i give lomain

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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