So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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UP

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Refrigerator

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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