- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Whats the difference between a frog?

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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