- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

U mad?

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

children burning

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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