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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why was the gay guy sad?

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.