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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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