How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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