When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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