- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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