You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Hey

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