- Anti Joke

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I said I hate niiggers

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.